And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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