I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
