My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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