YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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