he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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