Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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