just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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