i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
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You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.