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I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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