theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
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Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
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the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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