After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
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Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
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I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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