Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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