glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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