my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
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You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
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I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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