do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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