Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
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He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
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Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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