just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
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GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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