Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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