Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
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