porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
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I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
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Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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