Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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