Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
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We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
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FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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