i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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