Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Randomize
