Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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