Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Holy shit dude........stairs
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