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I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
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So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
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He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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