I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I think your dad took our porno
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
