Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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