My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I think my vagina is haunted
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
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It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
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my poor anus
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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