brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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