i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
