WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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