I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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