I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
Randomize
