CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
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We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
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Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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