sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I skipped work to stalk him.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
