It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
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My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
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Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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