But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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