I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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