My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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