I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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