we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
