i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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