TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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