You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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