Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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