ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
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I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
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Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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