Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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