butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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