where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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