Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
What drink are we having for lunch?
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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