Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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