you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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