I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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