I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
Randomize
