well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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