I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
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SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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